May 2013
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jalex5eva:
jalex5eva:
why did the pop punk kid cross the road
to get out of this town
snapchatting:
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
radiatethisfrequency:
it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me
“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. (via gingerrqueer)
Read the rest of this article - it’s perfect.
(via provoice)
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tibets:
Sext: what do you want from taco bell
youuidiotkid:
you’d think by now autocorrect would know i’m saying fucking and not ducking
shakespeares-sisters:
i’m weird ok
but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend
i mean fucking weird
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mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
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yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
silenthill:
don’t ever be ashamed for liking the things you like
floozys:
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
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Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room
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thealternativeblackgirl:
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
crybabe:
wow you have the best taste in music
unzip ur pants
“Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them...”
– My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets (via quoilecanard)
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
fatggot:
masters degree in being cuter than u
